Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 30, 2021

Um… yummy?

Elf: This is not what I signed up for!

How deliciously morbid

How deliciously appropriate; not a fan of Elf On A Shelf.

Now instead of elf on a shelf, it’s elf in a belly!

… elf flavored? Hmm. This elf tastes like Starbucks and granola bars, which is how I often get through a shift at the mall with Santa.

Speaking of Holiday Treats – Special K cereal put out Pumpkin Spice flavored Special K. Tastes like what I would suspect unflavored cardboard would and smells the same.

Stan in a Can?

And then Hermie starts examining the fangs….

Purina Snake Chow !!

Do snakes wag their tails when they are happily excited? Where does the snake become tail?