Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 19, 2021

At least the carrot is on his face and not somewhere else.

I gotta tell you, snowman, this is not a healthy relationship. Your unicorn girlfriend is straight-up using you.

What if the snowman was Olaf?

So Phoebe is either trying to aleiviate Marigold’s guilt or she recently saw Goodtimes’ Gift of the Magic Snowman and isn’t in the most charitable mood regarding Snowmen.:-D

If you see Phelous or Bobsheaux’s review, you’ll get it.

That’s a really good rule. I’ll be sure to do that the next I have a craving for carrots.

That comment made me think of Mike Tyson but that feels so long ago Im not shore people remember it. Are there any more recent face eaters? or at least ones who won’t knock me out for teasing them?

Keep that lesson in mind, Phoebe. I wish I’d learned that when I was your age; would have saved me a lot of grief during my teenage years.

Larry Niven wrote a science fiction story, “Assimilating Our Culture, That’s What They’re Doing!” about an extraterrestrial species that analyzed human cell samples after the first contact. They assessed that human flesh would be not only safe for them to eat, but very tasty. The aliens were peaceful and courteous about it: they offered the astronauts a royalties contract. Taking more cell samples, they used a variant of cloning to grow human bodies without brains and paid each original cell donor some impressive amount for every food item made from his or her flesh. The astronaut who told the narrator this was very wealthy as a result … but he cringed every time he saw a member of that species, knowing that thousands of their kind had a slice of him for dinner the previous evening.

“Got your nose!” “LOOK OUT! HE’S GOT A NOSE!” – asdfmovie 1

I feel like that snowman has too many buttons, and I don’t typically see them go all the way down to the second roll. Is he wearing a long coat?

Marigold should enchant the snowman alive so he can hear her apology, then eat his nose.

Words to live by, Marigold.

Word to live by!

Nobody ever accepts an apology for eating part of their face.

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…don’t ask me how I know that.

I’ll remember that next Easter as I nom the chocolate bunny

Reminds me of Spot the Frog insisting that everything with a face is alive and sapient.

The leopards from the Leopards Eating Your Face Party never apologize.

The snowman got his revenge though. Need I mention…. BOOGERS?!?

Nice job on the munching, Dana!