Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for December 01, 2021

And Kianna’s thinking: “Wait! Leave me out of this, you weirdo.”

Ah, here it is, this season’s learning moment …

Not sure what his point is at the moment, and if I were Kianna I might deck him for pulling me into the conversation/harangue.

P 2, In all reality , standing on the table is the only way dogs like us are going to get noticed . Let’s get up there and shake it.

P4 “Leave me out of this Macy or I will show you what a blowtop mad scissors attack really looks like right here and now!”

What in the hell is going on here? This is becoming even more ridiculous than usual. Don’t make me get out my flamethrower again.

In local news: Milford High School, at the urging of head coach/swami The One Gil has changed the name of the school to Metaphysical High. Insights are gleaned from daily table-top discussions while eating sloppy joes.

Enough of this nonsense, let’s get to a tearful Senior Night and give Coach Drool and Valley Tech a sound trashing.

Kianna was so stunned, she lost the sleeves of her shirt.

He says “… coach thorp and I…” like Gil really knows what’s going on here

Love the kids at the next table over in p1, who very sensibly continue with their lunch and ignore the guy giving a speech.

P-1: Today’s Lunch Special: Grey

P-2: To avoid being rude, the Brunette tries hard not to notice the gap in the Blond girl’s teeth, but is Mesmerized by her wandering right eye.

P-3: Chance gives Kianna a well deserved “Big Hand”.

I think that sanctimonious douche needs pie to the face.

I understand Tevin talking about Kianna, but Chance??? Just another giant hand drawing for no reason.

In all reality ,a hush falls over over the lunchroom as Kianan mounts the table and executes a series of back flips , then a triple flip dismount. As the lunchroom explodes in cheers, Kianna raises her arms in triumph shouting I Coulda Been A Contender !

Tomorrow, Kianna takes her crutch and pokes CM in the nads and sez “… make your speech while singing soprano, Canada boy…”

P 1.5, random kids voice:“… who ever said that, McDoosh?…”

Dude in p.1 is not sure if he is more upset about another boring football player speech, the spider on his bicep, or that he over-roasted his marshmallow…

P 2: “… you are So hot right now….”

Someone asked about the “standing on tables” thing just yesterday. How’s that for a fast acknowledgement from the writer! And speaking of acknowledgements, I’d like to acknowledge that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/