Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 18, 2021

Escape claus.

Yes

Why else would his belly be so big?

Nice work if you can get it.

It got grandfathered into the contract.

Love Ralph’s comment.

It’s a Santanic ritual.

Santa Couch.

“If you plan to stand, lean, and nag the whole time, I’ll find somewhere else to go.”

LOL, love his curled socks….

Aww shut up and bring me a beer.

She says he’s earned a few crude nick-names.

Wow, I thought he had to supervise all those elves making Christmas toys! Also, somebody had to take care of those reindeer and do the upkeep on that sleigh!

SHUT THE Ho, Ho, Ho UP …!

Yeah, a lot of Christmas shows and sports are on. Get me a 12 pack of beer and some deer venison!

Santa spends the whole year supervising a huge toy-making operation, making lists, checking them twice, caring for a small herd of reindeer and maintaining a sleigh. And in thanks he gets criticized by cartoonists who’ve clearly never seen a Christmas special.

I would think Santa would be pretty busy all year. There is all that notty and nice research to do, and he has to keep those toy making elves working hard.

Santa could make a killing on Wall Street if it wasn’t for that darned “no trade” clause.

After 364 days of that – surprised he can even move to deliver presents!

Love her skirt, love his crooked socks (Santa is half elf—he has elf feet), but love Ralph most of all!

it’s how he keeps his sanity…