Clay Jones for October 31, 2021

There are websites that rate your state by what candy has been most bought in the ramp up to Halloween. Some states actually DO buy more candy corn. And none of them buy more Reeses (whatever)… though Reeses is the very clear preference of the kids in costumes.

^Uh…if he wasn’t “so weak”, you’d like him a lot less because he wouldn’t be caving in to the @-holes who constantly subvert his agenda.

Be grateful that he is quite conservative and “weak” as you put it.

This comic is perfect!

Biden wants to give out good candy to America, but the corporate shills he has to work with force him to give out the worst candy ever!

No national program of paid medical leave for childbirth. Why can’t we have nice things like other countries? Thanks Man-chin. You and the rethugicans never fail to prove how “pro-life” and “pro-family” you really are.

To please Manchin — Maybe give out M&M’s colored black with coal tar?

Puppet Biden and Insane Marxist Disciple Democrats always have to ruin everyone’s fun every year, all year.

heeeeee

?? manchin would buy all the kids, a 5 lb. bag of high grade anthracite. Paid for with government money, of course.

Manchin is only thinking of Joe Manchin….he was elected to represent his constituents but in fact, he is only representing himself and his greedy agendas! Hmmmm sounds familiar?

Biden is trying to please everyone which means that he will please no one.

The worst candy should be, Black Licorice!

So they got candy corn, at least they still got a treat.

Candy corn should not lightly be tossed aside. It should be hurled with great force!

Is that supposed to be Pres Biden in the picture? Looks more like Bush senior, who of course is no longer here.

Small steps and proof that we need to give Biden far more seats in the house and senate to get things done. Too much attention has been given to two bad apple Democrats and not enough to the rotten bag of Republicans.

About candy corn, too bad Brach’s candies moved their candy making to other countries. I used to buy their candy corn all year round, loved it, until they moved production out of the states. I tried it by accident after it was made in China, didn’t know they had moved production. It was horrible. Read the packaging saw the made in China and in reading the ingredients noticed honey was no longer an ingredient. They moved production to Mexico pretty quick after that. Tried it. It was better than the stuff made in China, had honey back on the ingredient list, but still just wasn’t as good as it was when it was made in Chicago. Same goes with Fanny Mae Candies, though it’s harder to mess up chocolate and carmel. BTW not blaming China per say, as Brach’s had to approve of how they were making it. Couldn’t tell you about how it is now, because I just kind of gave up on candy corn. In anyway, I guess it’s for the better, I really shouldn’t eat that much sugar anyway. :-/

Funny as the cartoon is, it’s pretty clear Biden doesn’t let Manchin or Sinema make any important decisions for him that don’t require congressional approval. ;)

I’m not necessarily saying that I prefer them to peanut butter cups, but I like candy corn too (but not necessarily in a political metaphor).

My nimrod husband like candy corn and raisins, but at least he knows they are best with peanuts.

Bought four bags of “Take 5” and already ate half a bag. Good thing I got some other varieties.

would think Man-chin would prefer all the kids get a lump of coal.

I like candy corn. ;-)

I love candy corn and haven’t been able to find it these last 5 years.

And again, Manchin has it right.