Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 06, 2021

  1. Missing large
    parallel2 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He didn’t see that coming.

     •  Reply
  2. 16914740417144785387296898810443
    jasonsnakelover  over 2 years ago

    Me

     •  Reply
  3. Donna
    stillfickled Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Wonderful, as usual Mark!

     •  Reply
  4. Missing large
    TStyle78  over 2 years ago

    They are both owned by Hasbro.

     •  Reply
  5. Man with x ray glasses
    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Good thing potatoes have so many eyes!

     •  Reply
  6. Tampa 2010 033
    mikeyman  over 2 years ago

    Your son has your eyes.

     •  Reply
  7. P 20150305 214123
    westcarleton  over 2 years ago

    I long for the good old days when Mister Potatohead used actual potatoes.

     •  Reply
  8. Gentbear3b1a
    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Eye dunno.

     •  Reply
  9. Missing large
    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Next: “I got your nose.”

     •  Reply
  10. Snoopy
    Darryl Heine  over 2 years ago

    Got your eyes!

     •  Reply
  11. Strega
    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    “A Common Tater?”

     •  Reply
  12. Missing large
    bobbyferrel  over 2 years ago

    Ouch! That’s gotta sting.

     •  Reply
  13. Untitled
    eolan59  over 2 years ago

    I also bet that with kids they have the old “Got your nose” bit down too

     •  Reply
  14. Dr who weeping angel  1
    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I only have eyes, for YOU.

     •  Reply
  15. Missing large
    papachar73 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    you are brilliant

     •  Reply
  16. Photo 1501706362039 c06b2d715385
    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    No fair! You have more eyes than me!

     •  Reply
  17. Calvin
    Baucuva  over 2 years ago

    The eyes have it.

     •  Reply
  18. Missing large
    khcm1157  over 2 years ago

    Must be Oedipus.

     •  Reply
  19. Kirby close up with poppies behind   close cropped
    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    I bet he wishes he were a real potato with extra eyes. :)

     •  Reply
  20. Pupil
    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    @MarkParisi – Your mind works like mine, but so much better. Sometimes I have general ideas I think you would like, but I don’t know how to send them to you.Any suggestions?

     •  Reply
  21. Win 20201204 12 32 23 pro
    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    oh such a spud

     •  Reply
  22. Missing large
    Stephen Gilberg  over 2 years ago

    Now I have the idea for Mrs. Potato Head pulling out her child’s ears when somebody’s swearing nearby.

     •  Reply
  23. Missing large
    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    Kinda funny if I could see it

     •  Reply
  24. Truth
    daking27  over 2 years ago

    I’ll bet he has his angry eyes packed away.

     •  Reply
  25. Missing large
    Pulu C Bagumba  over 2 years ago

    Another gender neutral potato.

     •  Reply
  26. Missing large
      over 2 years ago

    That is downright cruel.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Off the Mark