Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for October 26, 2021

Just noticed Wallace and the seagull giving each other the side-eye again. LOL

Officer Clancy, after breaking the window of the office door to get in… “Now you two are MINE.”

Get this boy a recording contract!

…Knuckle walking like a Gorilla…!

And thus, it hitteth ye fan.

Now we know Spud’s real name – Robert Van Winkle

Boy, Rose resents interruption of math class!

You have to admit, Mrs. M, you have a pretty eclectic bunch of students.

Got a bit of a Clint Eastwood thing going there, eh Spud?

“It’s comin’ on, it’s comin’ on”

Rap, it had to be Rap.

“Smashin’ out like Arthur Millah!”

Barz

Those are some mad beats.

It’s the Thrilla in Vanilla!

The teacher looks a little batty…

… and if you try and bring me mint, I might become the killa …

Well, that would be the most boring part of the day for most, Rose.

Gotta admit though, Spud does seem to have a talent for this—I’ve seen a couple of those “behind the scenes” things were rappers talk a bit about how they do their trade, and they make it seem so easy, but it really isn’t, at least not doing it well. Especially if you’re doing it improv like Spud’s doing here.

Spudzilla is Killin it.

If she thinks Wallace is a handful, she is in for a real treat when Sterling hits school age.

Get down Spud get down…..

I love Mrs. MacIntosh’s calm resignation in acknowledging the situation.

What a rap, the next Eminem over here.

The pizzas will arrive any minute now!!

Well Mrs. MacIntosh, Rose, we all have our crosses to bear.

why is wallace and his friends still in the second grade?

It’s SWA – Spud with Attitude.

Rose, just accept Math is an abomination like the rest of us.