Garfield by Jim Davis for December 03, 2021

What’s the definition of -8?

Kale salad?! What were you thinking, Jon???

i have to lookup kale on google to undertand that strip (i’m french)

I don’t know why Garfield ate the salad. Cats are “obligate carnivores”. They eat only meat.

Of course it was

Should’ve served Lasagna with the steak, Jon.

To add an Old Australian ad quote, “If you tell kids it’s healthy, they’ll never eat it”.

A minus eight? That’s being generous isn’t it?

One time I was an 11. One time I was was a minus 9.

One of the few things I learned from watching Cheers is that no one likes kale.

Kale is stale, you might as well be eating … UGH !!! … Tofu.

I can’t believe I had to say that, rinses mouth out with mouthwash.

AHHH, the relief.

Garfield to Jon, you want ME to go on a diet ? … are you effing kidding me ?

the kale is exquisite. I ate kale lasagna, and they were good.

Salad is horrible!!!

In America, only millenials eat kale, it’s considered a superfood, and they sell kale chips (deep fried kale leaves) at ridiculous prices. In Holland, it has been very popular as a non-expensive winter vegetable for hundreds of years. Normally, the taste of cooked kale is rather bitter. When it freezes lightly, and the vegetable is still on the field, the taste becomes sweeter. It is served cooked, with potatoes and a smoked pork sausage, and I eat it twice a week now.

What’s wrong with Jon? Was he on weed?!

So, on the skale from 1-10, the salad was a -8?

My wife had to create a survey for a presentation she was doing. There was the usual 1 to 5 stars and an overall rating 1 to 10. She said the 9 and 10s are added together then subtracted from the rest 1 to 8 ratings to get a number for a true rate. There is actually a term for this and is very commonly used.

Garfield still against healthy food.

The kale salad looks awful to eat in real life

He only gave a -8 to the kale?

Buuut if ceaser dressing was applied then it would be a +5

Why did Garfield eat the Kale Salad

For me, steak is 1000/ 100

Of the restaurants I checked, none served a Kale Salad. Not even the vegetarian place. The one I liked https://www.thecheesecakefactory.com/menu/steaks-chops-fish-seafood/filet-mignon/

He’s being generous. I would have rated the Kale Salad much, much lower.

as long as there are salads, garfield will give jons food a bad rating

Huh. Only -8 for a kale salad? You’ve never been gentle rating Jon’s dinners before…

I actually do like to order a salad whenever my family and I go to a restaurant. More often than not, I’ll tell them that I don’t want any tomatoes, onions, or cheese on my salad.

It’s like Chik-Fil-A. They lost my business when they replaced the coleslaw with kale. The great chicken isn’t worth it. I know I don’t have to order the Kale but there’s a principle involved here.

Clearly 2 out of 10 is “not bad”. So in that case, it must be good.

I’m with Garfield! Kale tastes like sh_t! I’m more into romaine and baby spinach. But HOW GOOD IS ROMAINE???

Good humor in this trip, I loved it… 8/10

Meow

ouch!

Sheesh……

Put him on cat food, starting tomorrow.

Kale’s not THAT bad…..

2 is the score!

Agree. Kale is WWWAAAAAYYYYY overrated yuppie food. Vegan soylent green anyone

That is like my movie rating for the third Aliens movie: 0 out of 10 because it was terrible, then -10 for retroactively shooting down the 2nd Aliens movie (by killing off Newt and the corporal), and -2 more for the two hours of my life that I would never get back, that it took to watch the movie. Total: -12, worst movie ever!