Half Full by Maria Scrivan for November 09, 2021

This is cat wisdom at the very highest level

My cat’s bilingual… She can ignore me in English and in French…

Not a guru, more of a lifestyle consultant.

This cat could get a job in a bank!!!

Everyone?

you’re not

For true happiness, never read the comments section.

Yes, i’m aware of the irony. :-)

In many situations that is very good advice.

I’m amused by my cat’s technique. If he’s annoyed with me, he follows me from room to room and sits with his back to me.

And don’t forget to chase imaginary things around the house all night,

The idea of a philosophically questing cat is like a fasting dog.

Ignore everyone, except those who dislike or are allergic to cats.

That’s why cats make terrible internet trolls.

Spoken like a true cat.