Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 19, 2021

Looked it up if one tries to tip a cow it more likely the cow will hurt you than the cow will be hurt by being tipped.

No indoor plumbing in the Enchanted Forest??

A cow stepped on my foot and I grabbed its leg and pulled. It was like trying to pull up a tree. I got it off my foot by pushing on it. (True story)

Cows vary in both size and temperament. That matters.

Revenge of the Cows!

Don’t complain, Broomie. Bessie is a big tipper.

Udderly terrifying!

“Oh poo…..”

Can someone tell this city-boy once and for all…is “Cow Tipping” a REAL thing? (Just Curious…)

Tipping it the wrong way.. gotto tip it on the door side, forcing the guy inside to crawl out the hole.. Darn city cows just don’t know squat.

Broomie’s going to turn into Browny…

Not the most hostile thing a cow can do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyqDvojqxc8

This only works if it’s a porta-potty! Outhouses are set over a hole in the ground. Tipping her in that would not have the same effect!

One has to be a true “city kid” to even believe one can tip-over cows!

Outhouse tipping is an ancient and dishonorable tradition. Give it a big shove, Bessie! Broom-Hilda will emerge soiled and stinky but chastened and repentant for cow tipping…..

Hahahahahaha!