Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 27, 2021

Does the pilot know something about that parachute that we don’t ?

Didn’t qualify for the Golden Parachute package.

The job comes with an easy bailout option.

Seems like a lot of people have used the pandemic time to take a close look at their life choices, and a significant number of them have decided they’d rather freelance somehow than go back to a workplace where they get paid less than they think they’re worth and treated too much like slaves.

Eat at Joe’s.

Is that how yellow shirt got there?

He’s now getting a government handout, so he doesn’t have to work!

They are so desperate for help they spotted a potential new-hire and dropped down to leave off an application?

Um, I honestly don’t quite get this one…

This is where you don’t want a gold parachute.

Seems they both wanted to get away.

It’s a rare opportunity to start at the top.

… needs to start, immediately!

Not exactly the “golden parachute” that was promised at retirement……