That isn’t a punch line. It’s, pretty much what every client says to every financial advisor.
Maybe a week, maybe 25 years. And make sure to include two black swans in your planning.
Stay out of the casinos, Grandpa
My adviser told me that I had enough to retire on. If I didn’t live for more than six months.
With the way inflation is going up, that will be difficult, unless, of course, one doesn’t drive anywhere and doesn’t eat beef, pork, or chicken…
There’s a difference between you can’t take it with you and you won’t take it with you.
A fervent wish, often expressed in different ways and usually followed by a deep s-i-i-i-i-g-h.
The old joke: his descendents will throw a check for anything left in the coffin.
“My advice is to eat lots of bacon and take up skydiving.”
Why does the financial advisor have no eyes like Dilbert?
“I saw my financial advisor today and he told me to take up smoking and drinking, and eat more red meat”
I think mine left without me.
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Ratkin over 2 years ago
That isn’t a punch line. It’s, pretty much what every client says to every financial advisor.
Zykoic over 2 years ago
Maybe a week, maybe 25 years. And make sure to include two black swans in your planning.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Stay out of the casinos, Grandpa
e.groves over 2 years ago
My adviser told me that I had enough to retire on. If I didn’t live for more than six months.
Gandalf over 2 years ago
With the way inflation is going up, that will be difficult, unless, of course, one doesn’t drive anywhere and doesn’t eat beef, pork, or chicken…
uniquename over 2 years ago
There’s a difference between you can’t take it with you and you won’t take it with you.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
A fervent wish, often expressed in different ways and usually followed by a deep s-i-i-i-i-g-h.
mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago
The old joke: his descendents will throw a check for anything left in the coffin.
The Brooklyn Accent over 2 years ago
“My advice is to eat lots of bacon and take up skydiving.”
MT Wallet over 2 years ago
Why does the financial advisor have no eyes like Dilbert?
ValancyCarmody over 2 years ago
“I saw my financial advisor today and he told me to take up smoking and drinking, and eat more red meat”
tinstar over 2 years ago
I think mine left without me.