Pickles by Brian Crane for October 05, 2021

He’ll want them to do something.

Watch it, Earl, as both your wife and daughter (as well as sister-in-law) may be listening to that retort.

There are two theories on how to talk to women. Unfortunately, neither of them works.

How to start talking to a woman: open your mouth.

There’s a lot of difference between “talk to” and “talk at”. And if you talk at women, quite a few of them are likely to give you a good talking to!

One thing that is very helpful in “talking to” is “listening to”.

Be careful Earl ! Thin Ice .

Two comics today (see also: non sequitur) that make the old joke about “talking to women” being difficult. How does humanity progress when men can’t get past this simple issue?

Just seeing Roscoe open his eyes in Panel 2 and thinking “Why is this kid waking me up from a sound sleep?”

A six-year old who was visiting us started meowing at our cat, who immediately hissed at her and dashed up the stairs. “What did you say to Eddie?”

“I don’t know. I don’t speak cat.”

I wonder…… Could Dr. Doolittle talk to women?

Roscoe knows the secret. Just listen to him.

Yeeeeah……… good luck with THAT..!!!!!!

Next, Earl will be telling the kid about the mythical operating guides to the opposite sex.

if you keep your mouth shut you might just might get to the honey pot

Anyone else having gocomics do weird stuff today ? I’m getting reply notices, that aren’t there, another just now a month old…

A man and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t allow dogs.” The guy says “But, he’s special. He’s a talking dog. If he talks, can I have a drink on the house?”

Bartender: Sure. If he really can talk, I’ll set you up in a talking dog act.

Guy: Go ahead, and ask him something.

Bartender: What’s that above your head?

Dog: ROOF!

Patrons: [laughing]

Patron: Let me try! Hey, dog. What does sand paper feel like?

Dog: RUFF!

Patrons: [much laughing]

Bartender: NOT funny! Get out of here!

2nd Patron: Hey dog. Who was the greatest baseball player?

Dog: RUTH!

Patrons: [a lot of laughing]

Bartender: GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUT!

Guy and dog leave.

Another man comes into the bar, and says "I just saw a man and a dog. I swear, the dog looked at the guy and said ‘Do you think I should have said “DiMaggio”?’"

“Oh stewardess! I speak Jive.”

Talking to woman is not so difficult, it’s getting a word in edgewise that difficult.

A bridge too far…

Interviewer: “Is there anything you don’t understand?”

Stephen Hawking (quite likely most intelligent human since Nikola Tesla): “Women. I have no idea.”

Sounds like he would also be able to talk to cats. :)

A wife wants husband to talk with them, including my own.For hubby and I not certain how much comics as Pickles I get to read. My sister/hubby wants us to go with them to Branson, MO, we leave Wednesday come back Saturday, I may take my tablet read comics in hotel room, right.Earl can hardly wait and I will have to wait on your being clever.