Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 22, 2021

More evidence re: old peoples’ wileyness…

Two seasoned citizens are sitting on a park bench, catching up with each other. One of them tells the other, “I got a new hearing aid the other day. It works great!”

“I’ll bet you’re happy,” his buddy tells him. “What does your family think about it?”

“Oh, I haven’t told them yet,” replies the man. “But I’ve changed my will twice since I got it!”

One time I was 1,601 years old and saw a three piece ensemble.

One time I was 41 years old. One time I sold a slice of cake for £1,851.

May the Lord be with you.

.

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/BK93KD/italy-sicily-coronation-of-the-inner-bikini-girl-from-chamber-of-the-BK93KD.jpg

Forty-year-old leftover cake from a British royal wedding? No thanks when it comes to eating it. (Thanks to Siri, it’s USD $2,526.25.)

The bikini-clad woman in the middle looks like she has a bun in the oven.

Now that I remember, there were pix of a pregnant, bikini-clad Princess Di in a supermarket tabloid. So there’s a connection between the two entries here.

The bikini is really that old? Whoa! And I always thought the history of bathsuits was a complete different one: in more prudish times there was a one-piece swimsuit, then there came the two-piece things which were considered scandalous and now it’s the three-pieces swimwear: straw hat, sunglasses and sandals

Eh, who would want to eats a 40 year old cake?

An upside down frisbee with a penny and a little bit of sand in it were found on the beach in San Pedro, California at 11:33 am (Pacific Time) on June 23rd, 1978.

Take care, may bored writer John “Hey, There’s a Paint Chip In the Corner Over There” Grazianord be with you, and gesundheit.

yeah, but it tasted terrible; stale

I don’t understand why the Olympic volleyball women have to have bottoms that barely cover their privates. Not only are they immodest, they look like they would be extremely uncomfortable.

That jellyfish got what he deserved…

How much is L1,850?

The wedding cake story reminds me of a very funny episode of Seinfeld. :D

Can a jellyfish ingest and then digest a fish?

Gee, isn’t great that the 1% have money to blow on pieces of old wedding cake. (We are getting real close to the “End”.)

How could the Romans invent the bikini when they’ve never even heard of the Marshall Islands?

Did Elaine Benes’s boss buy the slice of wedding cake?