Hey now Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Fans. Here’s a good one. An Ageist joke if I may. Why not? We’re “The Old Men Who Tell Jokes”. We have to be able to take one, too, ain’t it?
There was an 80 year old man in the doctor’s office getting his yearly physical. The doctor said, “George, you’re as fit as a fiddle! You’re 80 years old, you have the body of a 40 year old, and you’re in as good shape as a 25 year old! What do you attribute that to?”The man says, “Well, Doctor, I attribute that to my healthy relationship with the Lord. We’re so close that when I get up during the night to relieve myself He turns on the bathroom light for me.”This last remark concerns the doctor a bit so he excuses himself and steps into the waiting room to talk to the man’s wife. He tells her that George is as healthy as a horse but he did say something that concerned him. He tells her that George says he and the Lord are so close that when he goes to the bathroom the Lord turns on the light for him. “Ah!” she said with her head in her hand. “That explains who’s been peeing in the refrigerator!”BADABOOM!Have a good Tuesday, Rippers and I promise this isn’t the 2nd in a string of pee-jokes. Haha! Silver. Out!