Half Full by Maria Scrivan for September 09, 2021

He’s not well bread. If he’s trying to make a good impression he’s muffin it. Dough!

He’s got dough.

That’s a tacky pick up line- who raised him?

That’s her line.

Better? “You knead me.”

Maybe he caught her checking out his cinnabuns.

Better make sure that icing packet has no leaks.

Watch out…she looks like she’ll POKE you in the tummy! HEE HEE HEE

If they were standing and he was taller, she might have knead him.

Heh heh heh! He said “knead”! Heh heh heh!

Seems like a good line to me.

You’re all I knead to feel batter.

Her great grandmother warned her about “doughboys”.

It takes a lot of crust to say that to someone he doesn’t know. It might be wise for him to get his buns out of there.

I’d say he is TOAST.

looks like you’d better head yeast young man