B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 06, 2021

Friends, amirite

Whatever floats your…shell.

What was your first clue, John?

Some complaints are just to complain. Others are justified.

“Sorry, John. You can go back to sleep. Half of what I catch is yours.”

He has a multi-functional abode

Just turn over, John.

The early bird gets the worm, and uses it for bait.

What an arrogant…..hey catch any?

John may have reached his limit…

Now kick your right flipper, I want to go out where the water is deeper.

Tell that bird to go to shell. Oh, wait, he already did.

Sometime being amphibious means you wake up wet. OORAH!!

You need an outboard motor for his tail.

You DO know that I am a tortoise and can’t swim don’t you?…….

Even though it’s a holiday, it’s still MONDAY.

Turtle sloop.

Just wanted to see how long you can tread water.

Hard to sell a house with a wet attic.

Oh, thank you for the laugh! I really needed a real laugh!

Not again…….