Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 12, 2021

Sarcasm got you five divorces

He won Top Cynic award in 2020.

Yes, there is. I can show you the trophy in my trophy room.

Now, I could win that!

Yup, how to lose friends & aggravate people

And he said it sarcastically.

Was that sharp sarcasm? Or was it laced with some irony?

Sarcasm and Puns: Two great spices for speech.

Looks like Shoe is being sarcastic. As well as being in a “fowl” mood!!

She should be a contender in the Gullibility Playoffs next year.

here’s your sign.

Sorry Shoe, but that’s the “How to Lose by Winning” award.

The rule is, when people ask stupid questions, we have a legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark

Shoe: " No, there aren’t, but, since you’re not likely to give me the time of day, anyway, I figured, I may as well, give it a try, on you."