Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 31, 2021

Those who say ‘whatdahey’ simply cannot abide those who say ‘anyhoooooo’.

A good anyhoooooo must have 6 o’s.

Or start every sentence with “basically.”

Irregardless of the “anyhooooo”, I could see myself being friends with him.

And don’t get me started on the people who say “I seen”.

Alrighty then!

I’m looking for that civilization thing she mentioned. It’s been missing for some time now.

Okee doke.

It’s why I can never be friends with Kevin James. “Let’s watch some televizzzzuuuuun!”

Or literally.

I should introduce him to my husband. They can find fault with the entire neighborhood together…

“Honestly” = I normally lie.

“Let’s be honest” = My opinion is the only one that counts.

Or does the air quotes thing endlessly.

“Let me be clear….” Most overused phrase ever.

Must had loved Henry Blake on M*A*S*H*.

“I feel…….”

that guy probably also says, “wiener” for “winner,” too…

Seriously?

or whoopsie! hate that