Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 30, 2021

A Wizard without a wand has no power.

Keep pulling. He’s overdue for a shave.

So, instead of a Wizard’s Duel, we get a Three Stooges skit.

Way to lose focus.

WWE wrestling it ain’t.

So, he forgots his yesterday’s dragon ballZ trick already, eh.

Oh come on! Wiz didn’t need his wand yesterday!

Since they can’t “Use their wands.” somebody should hose them down and say “Use your words.”

Somehow I don’t think that it will make it on SNL. (Which many years ago had some great skits. But not now.)

Wizards, wizards, you’re both magical.

Really good wizards don’t need wands.

they should have brought fish.

When wizard wars get down to hand to hand combat, it’s sort of entertaining. …popcorn please.

Oh well I’m the type of wiz who will never settle down

Where other wizards are well, you know that I’m around

I kick ‘em and I shove ’em ’cause to me they’re all the same

I tug ‘eir beards and I squeeze ’em they don’t even know my name

They call me the wand forgetter, yeah the wand forgetter

I foam around around around

Two worst wizards in all the land.

Get used to zapping people, and sometimes you forget the more basic stuff.

Second childhood…

Do, what you did yesterday, Wiz.

So they’re nothing without their sticks. The Force is not strong in those two……

A real slapdown.

Hahahaha!

Do real wizards fight/challenge/duel each other as often as the wizards do on this strip?

I think future presidential elections should be decided that way. Couldn’t get much worse…

Wizzy Boy Slap Party.

Well, this is professional rivalry, alright.