In Security by Bea R. for August 13, 2021

Hubbs: Quiet you lunkhead!!! do you want the Press to hear?!

Let’s hope they aren’t part of his offensive line? His uniform might be just a tad dirtier and he’ll be sporting a couple extra bruises as well after the next game?

Keep it on the down low or everyone will want one.

You guys didn’t get one?

Free the Cognito Five!

(Fame episode.)

These guys are going to look for the Cognito so that they can mail the letter while in it.

Well, if he’s lucky, maybe Ellie will downgrade the murder to a mere maiming once she realizes he’s the one who was sending her all of that cash.

Methinks the setup is about to get messed up, possibly prompting Hubbs’ reunion with Ellie and Al… perhaps even with Ellie turning her rage from Hubbs to “Spork” and “Mug.” (And Hubbs? You couldn’t just make a deal with the Diners’ front office to send the cash for you?)

I hope the Durum’s can work it all out, and IF they do, I bet little Al will be the catalyst that fixes this broken marriage. He seems to be the smartest one in the room most of the time.

Hubbs’ star is beginning to brim, and Ellie needs to stop the hostility if she is going to benefit from it’s bright light. He is the Kurt Warner Story – humbled down a bit.

Annnnd….team moral slowly begins to erode.

So why doesn’t he want everyone to know that he’s playing Football? Is he Nuts?

At least use a security envelope.

Hubbs… you’re actually trusting these guys to send cash through the mail, especially after telling them it’s your bonus, which apparently they never received as well…? Ellie ain’t seein’ that particular wad of cash, bud; bets are those guys’ll split it among themselves.

If you wanna call it that…

No comments on how the other two players are named “Spork” and “Mug”…?

Why do I have a feeling none of the other players are getting any kind of bonus?

And this is why you should never tell your co-workers when you’ve gotten a raise.