Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 16, 2021

Case “clothesed”.

The shorts make it easier for the probe.

He looks fine dresses the way he is. He’s even wearing his fanny pack.

Socks with sandals? really?

The man has no sense of style whatsoever. He looks like spare parts. Why would aliens be interested in him?

After her pronouncement, Jim started feeling better about his abduction.

He’ll feel right at home, since she is always asking him probing questions.

“Sorry. If only I had known they were coming.”

“Maybe I can get something at their gift shop.”

They just tear off the clothes anyways.

It makes it easier for them to use their probe!

If these aliens will learn to give notice of their visits, we will dress properly with a suit and a tie and a bunch of bananas round the hips

Harriet, you’re the one who bought the clothes..

Hopefully he listened to his mother and has on clean underwear…

“I didn’t exactly know this was going to happen, Midge.”

If he had known they were calling, he would have worn a suit of armor.

I hope that he has a towel in that fanny pack.

What? From what I’ve seen of the gray/green aliens, they’re zipping around naked.