Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 09, 2021

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    Antiyonder  almost 3 years ago

    So Marigold likely can take a joke, cause in her mind she took Phoebe, right?:-D

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    codycab  almost 3 years ago

    “Knock knock” “Who’s there?”“…..I don’t know!”

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    Averagemoe  almost 3 years ago

    someone who sincerely likes bad jokes… has an integrity you can’t say “no” to.

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    Kali  almost 3 years ago

    Knock Knock! / Who’s There? / The Doctor. / Doctor Who? / That’s right!

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Oliver. Oliver who? All over GoComics, people are making commentary.

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    LesliePiper4  almost 3 years ago

    Why’s it YOU, there? Define and justify yourself in this medium.

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    She did not get the “mane” point of the joke!

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    Decepticomic  almost 3 years ago

    I wonder if this will end with Phoebe rage-quitting trying to explain the formula for knock-knock jokes or if Marigold will figure it out and then overuse it to the point of annoyance.

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    This is going to take a while (sigh)… :D

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    Neo Stryder  almost 3 years ago

    Could be worst, somebody saw what happened to Wazowski when he was teaching this joke?

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    mistie710  almost 3 years ago

    Nothing kills a joke quite like an explanation!

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It needs a punchline. Ouch!

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    DDrazen  almost 3 years ago

    DISCORD: “You’re supposed to say ’Who’s there?‘; it’s the most basic of jokes!” MAUD: “You’re the most basic of jokes.”

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  almost 3 years ago

    “THIRD BASE!”

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    Code the Enforcer  almost 3 years ago

    ’Who’s there?’ … Someone from Whoville?! … :)

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    CaveCat87  almost 3 years ago

    Anybody reminded of “King of the Hill”? You know, with:

    “Knock knock.”

    “Who’s there?”

    “Boo.”

    “Boo who?”

    “Boo-hoo, Hank! Waaaah!”

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    roger.horky  almost 3 years ago

    Knock, knock! Who’s there, i’ the name ofBeelzebub? Here’s a farmer, that hangedhimself on the expectation of plenty: come intime; have napkins enow about you; hereyou’ll sweat for’t.…Knock, knock! Who’s there, in the other devil’sname? Faith, here’s an equivocator, that couldswear in both the scales against either scale;who committed treason enough for God’s sake,yet could not equivocate to heaven: O, comein, equivocator.

    —Macbeth (II.3)

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    jerrica.benton333  almost 3 years ago

    ahhh so good. this reminds me of the fairy comedy duo scene in Ni no Kuni

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    Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl  almost 3 years ago

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Horn.

    Horn who?

    Horn’t you glad your best friend is a UNICORN?

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 3 years ago

    “Max wants to come in and go crazy!”

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    asrialfeeple  almost 3 years ago

    Love the summery outfit of Phoebe. The 3S.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 3 years ago

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Little old lady.

    Little old lady who?

    I didn’t know you could yodel.

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    InquireWithin  almost 3 years ago

    Alternate version:

    Knock knock.

    Silence

    I said knock knock.

    Silence

    You’re supposed to say “who’s there”.

    I was waiting for you to go away. I gave at the office.

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    Damaged  almost 3 years ago

    Ah, but Marigold, when someone tells a joke, they’re “humoring” you.

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