Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 31, 2021

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 3 years ago

    By the weight the man steps on the scale. Only to have the steer step on a scale and weigh 0.0.. Weight Watchers every where are dropping jaws and rolling out their tongues.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 3 years ago

    Wat?

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    descabro  almost 3 years ago

    But it’s taken until the 21st century for GE to invent the fully reverberating ’fridge, complete with 2 hours of aftershocks after being unplugged.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    … i don’t know …

    … third base !!!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Is that a cash cow? Copper! Ceramic? The Bull on Wall St? I can hear the bell klanging from here……kling klang, kling klang

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    PDawg Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Wikipedia strikes again!

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    coltish1  almost 3 years ago

    Early reflective skates dazzled the Dutch during their commercial heyday; however, it wasn’t until they sharpened the edges that it became a spectator sport, except for the East Germans, who of course were known as Prussians at the time.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 3 years ago

    That’s a lot of bull … a big spit will be needed at the reverberatorium …!

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    Linguist  almost 3 years ago

    " And now, for something completely different …"

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 3 years ago

    All that talk is a bum steer.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The next obvious question is about this seemingly magical interaction of his awareness and the alterations to the mechanics of the life force. Cecil had wondered about that, naturally. Did he have some super power? Was he able to manipulate things at a distance, without even knowing precisely what he was doing? He tested that out, early on, by bringing others in on what was happening. Nobody actually would have believed it, of course. But he could get them to see the world the way he did, and observe the effects over time. There were none. Whatever it was, it was unique to him. This led him to believe that he was not connected to the events, only at the focus of them. While this made him feel a bit less special, it also made the load of it easier to bear. He was only another part of a larger natural process beyond his comprehension. The awareness he bore was not causative, but only incidental. Feeling powerless in this way was more of a relief than he had imagined it would be.

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    willie_mctell  almost 3 years ago

    Metallurgy factoid of the day.

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    danshen  almost 3 years ago

    More cowbell!

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    6turtle9  almost 3 years ago

    Behooving minds know, whoever smelt it dealt it.

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    InquireWithin  almost 3 years ago

    Nothing to see here, moooove along. This town has a law against reverberating in public.

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    We all know the monitory Tale of the Brass Bull. You don’t want to get into the belly of the beast, because it’s roasting in there!

    Big bells (as for Late Medieval cathedrals especially) require big casting pits and lots of fuel to feed the firings. Reverb on that, furnace-boy!

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 3 years ago

    And aye, you’ll fetch a pretty penny at the butcher shop, talking cow.

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