Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 14, 2021

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    Randy B Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “My, I bet you monsters lead innnteresting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day – Gee, I’ll bet monsters are innnteresting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet you meet a lot of innnteresting people, too. I’m always interested in meeting innnteresting people.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cpX3qrzRfk

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ka-CHARM ’IM!

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    Knightman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Dazzle him with compliments on his great voice….“GROWL!!!”. Then ask him to turn you loose!!!

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    That’s a nice GROWL! font.

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    ka-motivate

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    prrdh  over 2 years ago

    That’s only going to work if monsters are people. Dale Carnegie didn’t write about how to influence monsters.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Good idea, Rip. Then you can throw Dale at him and get away while he’s being mangled.

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    ajr58(1)  over 2 years ago

    How to win friends and influence blood curdling monsters

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    tad1  over 2 years ago

    KA-INNER DALE CARNEGIE!

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    tad1  over 2 years ago

    Maybe Rip can convince the monster to eat Burt instead.

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  over 2 years ago

    GROWL! Translation- ‘Well, my name’s Terry…I’m a Leo…I like long walks, on the beach, and I tear people limb from limb…’

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