Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 25, 2021

We could get twice as healthy, if we laughed for four minutes…..

Learing on the other hand could get you punched in the face

Jogularity, jogularity.

If my body’s ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know that I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there. :-)

Doctors have discovered that 30 minutes of vigorous sex burns as many calories as jogging for 5280 feet, thus proving the old saying:

A miss is as good as a mile.

So jog my memory. What is there to laugh at for two minutes?

That sounds like extra work – to go to the park (to laugh).

Let’s just laugh about it here.

You should never mock someone you can’t outrun.

That’s brilliant, Cosmo!

Uh, no, Cosmo — the joggers will be laughing at you!

A friend of mine and I used to go to the mall and harass the jocks.