Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 06, 2021

Hope he’s not too proud of that.

Cobs don’t make crosshatch webs.

Yeah, that’s the ticket. Rusted. (If that don’t work, throw in a line about arachnophobia.)

They gained weight by sitting there soo long.

Where’s Clayton? Has he been playing with magnets again?

Adam has missed his annual work out, for several years it seems

“What a relief….”

The weights have rusted to the shelves or Adam is too out of shape to pick up the five pounder?

Time for the WD-40.

“Aha. The experiment worked out just as I suspected … uh … predicted it would.”

Hey, it’s a lot of exercise just getting a home gym running. Worth every penny though. …so I’m told.

Should have bought the plastic-coated ones like my wife. Every few years she asks me where they are, and when we find them they are like new.

Part of the program is breaking them free….

To add further humiliation, watch Katy pick them up for him.

That long huh?