Close to Home by John McPherson for July 30, 2021

What will they think of next………. oh wait a minute, that’s just too convenient.

I think Bleeb is on the dogs side.

He isn’t barking at Bleeb. Of course.

The dog had to be specially trained to not bark at its owner.

They made a date with you that says a lot about you

Now, if she can just find a loser to sniff!

What odors would the dog detect on a loser, I wonder? Would it be excessive body odor? Would it be the smell of liquor on the breath?

I have known women who claimed their cat performed this service for them.

It would be his intentions…..woof

Well I guess I’m out

How is Gwen still single ? The world wonders ?

I always liked women with cats. Now, I know why, lol.

Dogs are a better judge of character than most people. Bleeb is about two steps ahead of the whole crew.

Be happy it didn’t go for your derrière

I sure could have used one of those things before I got married. Even if it went off on me, it would have saved me a lot of time and money.

Her dog can sniff guys online; very impressive indeed…..

“So, Gwen… this one’s puttin’ off some serious stink, and since I’m a dog, I can’t do that “L” on the forehead thing. So, I’m just gonna say:

“La-ooo …. Sa-err”

Good idea! Many women don’t know he’s a loser ’til they are married!

Bleeb seems to have no fear of dogs, but he he does appear to keep his distance from cats.

If it was the smell of desperation that triggers the dog, she wouldn’t stand a chance. See? Even Bleeb is staying away from Gwen! :)

Have a good one Little Alien Dude and all of YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

If she lives in Florida, that mutt will come in handy!

The fact that she has to meet the guy in person seems like a bit of a drawback.

Bleeb doesn’t care who he looks up at.

If she can’t tell on here own…well, she better keep the dog around.

Dustin does not stand a chance with Gwen…

Gwen: he is wearing green striped pants. What else did you need to know?

Who’s a good boy :)