Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 28, 2021

But maaaaan, what a party! They all got sooooo high!

“Lemme tell ya…NOBODY throws a party like the Mylars…! They lasted all night!"

This could blow up any second.

Hic! Hic! Hooray! And whatta partty it was!

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Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.

Could have been three or four six-packs,

I don’t know, but look at the mess I’m in,

My head is like a football, I think I’m gonna die,

Tell me, me oh me oh my,

Wasn’t that a party?

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Getting hammered can be risky for a balloon!

That depends on how high he gets.

I don’t think that’s helium he’s been inhaling

Do they have a balloon note on the house?

A bit deflated though.. flying half mast at best.

“Don’t come home a drinkin’ with lovin’ on your mind

Feeling light headed?

He is a little high.

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She packed my bags last night pre-flight

Zero hour 9:00 a.m.

And I’m gonna be high

As a kite by then

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Does the lady of the house have helium in her head?

Way to deflate his ego…

He has an inflated opinion of himself

“Have you forgotten that that’s my job, dear?”

Obviously he inhaled.

“I get high with a little help from my friends.”