Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 30, 2021

You’re supposed to kill the guy before you put on the cement shoes.

“Yeah, we’re murderers, not inconsiderate jerks!”

Pay attention Bob, He and Vinny have work to do.

… and be sure to wipe it down."

Civic Responsibility

Yeah Bob. There’s no need to be rude.

These fraternity initiations are getting out of hand.

…and get my quarter back!

Leave the cart. Take the cannolis.

Or they’ll dock his pay, it a piers.

…and while you’re there, pick up a dozen cannoli for lunch…

Well we all know Rocky there is not going to be Bob bing.

and don’t forget my quarter…

“Dis bum took dat cart from da homeless lady at da park.” " We’s is gonna teach him a lesson."

The other day two carts in the only shady parking spot. When I got out and moved them someone grabbed the spot just as I was getting back into my car.

Mafia sedan dented by shopping cart.

Andy you certainly want to get your .25 back from Aldi’s, right?