A young girl once went to her dad, who was working in the yard, and asked “Daddy, what is sex?” The man was surprised by hearing this question from one so young, but he figured if she was old enough to ask, she was old enough to know. After he had finished explaining how babies were made, the man noticed that his daughter had a confused and alarmed expression on her face, and asked “Why did you ask?” His daughter replied “Well… uh… mommy said… um… that… er… dinner will be ready in a couple of secs.”
GreasyOldTam almost 3 years ago
Hammy, it’s when you sit on a copy machine and make copies of your butt.
juicebruce almost 3 years ago
Hammy just Google it !
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You have opened the can, Verne. Now you have to gather all the worms and try to put them back. Good luck with that.
Purple People Eater almost 3 years ago
A young girl once went to her dad, who was working in the yard, and asked “Daddy, what is sex?” The man was surprised by hearing this question from one so young, but he figured if she was old enough to ask, she was old enough to know. After he had finished explaining how babies were made, the man noticed that his daughter had a confused and alarmed expression on her face, and asked “Why did you ask?” His daughter replied “Well… uh… mommy said… um… that… er… dinner will be ready in a couple of secs.”
Chithing Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I shudder at the thought of a whole litter of little Hammys running around.
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
Shouldn’t we do something about the animal population?
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh boy… here we go…
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, Hammy. When a mommy squirrel and a…….
TMMILLER Premium Member almost 3 years ago
NO! NO! NO! I don’t wanna grow up!
dhmcgee04 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Nice nod to Dr. Oppenheimer.
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
It’s magic. You produce something for people to see. Then by slight of hand you make it disappear. Then to their amazement you reproduce it.
ChuckAnziulewicz almost 3 years ago
Uh-oh.
webman3802 almost 3 years ago
Well Hammy, it’s a recycling program for all of the unsold fruits and veggies at the grocery store…
CaveCat87 almost 3 years ago
Didn’t Verne once try to give a lecture to everyone else about how humans reproduce? I believe this was back in mid-to-late 2002.
mjb515 almost 3 years ago
Squirrels are not innocent.