Canadians are very nice people. Having spent most of my youth in Detroit, just across the river from Ontario, I got to know a lot of them. Not sure I’d want help from their army… Well, I’m sure their army isn’t very nice, but they probably smell good.
Interestingly, yesterday’s comic and today’s comic show virtually the same interaction betwixt two lovers of different generations. Such a vigorous gap shall surely encourage a magnificent plumage.
Those stacks of dollars on the Blog reminded me of the difference between a million and a billion. Think of it this way: a million seconds is around 12 days. A billion seconds is around 32 years.
Date of Incident: 7-13-2021 Time of Incident: 12:26 AM
Location of Incident: Bath Mat Cafeteria front corner, Microwave counter
Please describe the incident in detail:
On the date in question, at the time noted, several employees, and one in particular began using the microwave ovens to prepare fish for their lunch. This is an assault on everybody in the cafeteria. Fish particles can lodge in your sinuses and cause head congestion, and may result in erratic behaviors, or leg dandling.
If there are others who have witnessed the incident, please provide their names below:
They are too numerous to list. There is a roster of persons who were clocked in to lunch break in the cafeteria, available from personnel. Please consult HR for details.
Is this the first time you have raised this concern about this person?
NO! They do this ALL THE TIME, and management seems not to care. As the Lunch Room Rat, I am charged with maintaining order and cleanliness in the cafeteria, which I have always done to the best of my ability. These employees, and that one, in particular, are a constant threat to the safety and health of cafeteria patrons.
Linguist almost 3 years ago
Like my grandfather used to say after he’d clipped me across the ear, “That fer nothin’ … wait’ll ye do somethin’!”
Plods with ...™ almost 3 years ago
nice
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
Dear FA:
Isn’t that special …!
[signed] Unforgiven
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Communicate in the sorry lane only please. Must be the Canadian life forms.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
She let him off too easy…
Ray*C almost 3 years ago
Canadians are very nice people. Having spent most of my youth in Detroit, just across the river from Ontario, I got to know a lot of them. Not sure I’d want help from their army… Well, I’m sure their army isn’t very nice, but they probably smell good.
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
Interestingly, yesterday’s comic and today’s comic show virtually the same interaction betwixt two lovers of different generations. Such a vigorous gap shall surely encourage a magnificent plumage.
coltish1 almost 3 years ago
Then could you maybe forgive me for the next thing I mess up?
coltish1 almost 3 years ago
Those stacks of dollars on the Blog reminded me of the difference between a million and a billion. Think of it this way: a million seconds is around 12 days. A billion seconds is around 32 years.
Arianne almost 3 years ago
Oh, she says she’s forgiving, but his left hand doesn’t know what her right hand is doing.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
The moral of the story is, you are mine, I am yours, now is now and enough.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Cool. I like the way Modern Relationships, so-called, can smooth over any troubling matter by just being so utterly vapid and affectless.
Whatever….
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
Sorey
3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago
… love means never having to say you’re sorry…
…“Lisa, I never apologize…
… I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.” …
…he hit the jackpot…
…a preemptive, sorry…
…followed by a blank I forgive you…
…me commenting to the author…
…things that you’ll never hear on a Facebook political debate for a thousand, uncle Jessie…
… or whomever is hosting Jeopardy, this week…
…if you can’t forgive the thing you love the most…
…can you really forgive at all?…
…love is the answer…
…but you know that- for sure…
painedsmile almost 3 years ago
I’m not sorry.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 2 years ago
Bathmat Factory Complaint Form
Your Name: Brass Orchid Date: 7-15-2021
Title: Lunch Room Rat
Department: Bath Mat Cafeteria
Complaint Information
Date of Incident: 7-13-2021 Time of Incident: 12:26 AM
Location of Incident: Bath Mat Cafeteria front corner, Microwave counter
Please describe the incident in detail:
On the date in question, at the time noted, several employees, and one in particular began using the microwave ovens to prepare fish for their lunch. This is an assault on everybody in the cafeteria. Fish particles can lodge in your sinuses and cause head congestion, and may result in erratic behaviors, or leg dandling.
If there are others who have witnessed the incident, please provide their names below:
They are too numerous to list. There is a roster of persons who were clocked in to lunch break in the cafeteria, available from personnel. Please consult HR for details.
Is this the first time you have raised this concern about this person?
NO! They do this ALL THE TIME, and management seems not to care. As the Lunch Room Rat, I am charged with maintaining order and cleanliness in the cafeteria, which I have always done to the best of my ability. These employees, and that one, in particular, are a constant threat to the safety and health of cafeteria patrons.