Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 31, 2021

No steps to the restroom?

Why in the world would Cliff need a fitbit?

“I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; I was always tired.” – Mark Twain

You need to join a 12-step program.

That’s a sassy Fitbit.

Sounds legit to me.

I don’t know if waddling would be considered stepping.

Takes a lot of energy to get up from the sofa ya know

How many “steps” does a slug take? Or a snake?

Can I watch people running on TV and count that as vicariously achieving my steps?

One place I used to work, a coworker really did get winded walking from his work station to the restroom.

He takes longer strides than I do.

That was me when I was anemic.

Okay! Who put the camera in my home?

Which is why I don’t, and never will, own a Fitbit.