B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 28, 2021

Ah… the “middle class investment portfolio” it is, then…

You would prefer to eat live rats?

Are you sure that Peter will invest your clam wisely?

Maybe you should invest in sea water clams, they say they contain gold.

Not so bad with enough ketchup.

Ultimately, the Gastronomic Investment Fund failed.

Maybe instead of investing the clam, he should just ingest the clam.

Unfortunately, the fee for investing a clam is two clams.

Train Wolfie not to share his food, one clam please.

I get a lot of snail mail invites to dinner to talk about retirement planning. Apparently they don’t know that I’m 72 years old.

A statement on those “financial advisors” that always seem to pop up on talk shows. They want you to invest for retirement and you’re worried where your next meal is coming from.

Oy!

So a clam a day in the 401k keeps the rats away. I get it.

That sure made Peter clam up!

Well, the live ones are awfully hard to get on your fork.

“That’s why the ketchup is extra” ~ Just about every dwarf in the Disk World Universe

At that level you’d get a better chance on a return for your money at a crap game with loaded dice. Or just giving it to a billionaire and cutting out the middle man.

Ah, income. Gotcha!

I guess he wants an investment that will allow him move up the food chain.

He should give a little more gratitude to his current food shopper first. At least he has one who shares.

Tax the rich! Take their clams!

How can investing fight inflation when we have a government that prints out an extra trillion dollars every month.

I’m with him.