Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 15, 2021

That’s a Grizzly sport

A word of advise, let the bear win.

You need a bear more than you need beer because you can always pull a deadly weapon on it if it tries to attack you.

Almost.

The bear has an advantage, he’s a leftie.

Prepare to be mauled.

You can safely run. You don’t have to outrun the bear, only the other guy.

<——-I use a bat

Actually, it’s a game of BEAR pong.

And the references to “Non Sequitur” begin in 3…2…1…

The winner takes all picanic baskets.

Is that a Wiley bear?

Small Asian man says he can beat you wearing a bear suit!

Danged autocorrect

Nobody pings a pong like a drunken bear.

Little hearing problem? Wonder if this is the same guy as in today’s Argyle Sweater — his ears had trouble distinguishing a couple of words also.

Ooo, so close!

Dude with the beard looks like Zach Galifinakas.