Close to Home by John McPherson for July 12, 2021

Sip away Bleeb, enjoy the fruit of the babies. Just hope they don’t poop.

Strange aftertaste.

Urine for a treat. This vintage has subtle tones of fertilizer and toe cheese.

“Why are my baby’s feet purple?”

A leaky diaper gives the vintage a bit of that “je ne sais quoi”.

Have you seen what happens when babies are bounced up and down! Glad I don´t drink wine.

What happens when their diapers runneth over…gasp!

And they add that subtle taste of Fritos corn chips. Wait, that’s puppies.

BLEEGH YAAUGH RAWGH BRAGHK SPROP BLOP BLOP GUKGUK BWAUGHK GYAAUGHT BLOBBLE SPLOP BLAP BLAP BEAUGH GUWK SPLAPPLE PLAP SPLORPLE BLAPPLE… and goo-goo.

—Don Martin

Sounds like a fine idea….as long as they don’t treat it like a toilet

No peeing in the pool!

Grose!

And with the automatic diaper emptying, you don’t need to change diapers as often.

Better have leak proof diapers……

By product…… Smucker’s grape jam.

’This vintage has rather stumpy legs, and a very, very…very earthy nose…

But the wine is extremely “earthy”…

Or pee

>GASP!< CHILD LABOR!!!

Breast stroke, Bleeb! Breast stroke!!!! :>)

I can’t tell if Bleeb is enjoying himself or not.

“Hmm… I’m detecting notes of baby powder, Desitin… and something I can’t quite identify; something alien.”

Y’ got a real good whinery here.

Child labor is back in the USA!