Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 24, 2021

Keep your eye upon the donut…..and not upon the hole.

That must take practice.

This is where concern morphs into shrew. He’s an adult, let him enjoy a donut once in a while. If my wife said that to me, I would tell her, “You open your mouth baybeee”.

I love how Ralph’s face was drawn in that third panel!

Saved by nothing…………

I find it extremely rude to eat with your mouth open. No one wants to see half chewed food. YUCK!!

She’s his wife, not his mom.

I guess you can also thank goodness that for your ability put a whole donut in your mouth at one time……

she didn’t notice his cheeks were stuffed like a squirrels?

I have often said that if I were married to her, I wouldn’t be for long

Why would she care? He’ll ALSO eat a big dinner. And a snack later, and…

I just say, I’ll be hungry for dinner.

You actually stuck the whole in your mouth lol

That has to be one really rigid donut! Maybe it’s really a bagel.

ROFL!

When is Ralph going to have his heart attack so he can learn that no human should be eating like this?