No reviews? That’s odd. They’ve got a scytheable clientele.
All their clients are now off-line.
They’ve got to get those “reviews” before they are gone.
… ‘cause once they’re gone …
Business is dead.
Even ghosts hate the damn things.
Take a tip from Amazon, Alibaba etc. write the reviews yourself.
What would be the point? Everybody is a customer of yours sooner or later. It’s not as if you’re going to lure in people who were thinking of trying immortality instead.
100% effective.
Clients? How did they get clients in the first place??
Maybe you can have someone ghost-write them?
That’s not true. There was one lengthy review by a Signore Alighieri.
Four stars. My reaper was really grim.
Now let’s figure out why we don’t get any repeat customers.
“For some reason our website always seems totally dead!”
these guys are really a couple of dim reapers…
November 25, 2017
Ratkin almost 3 years ago
No reviews? That’s odd. They’ve got a scytheable clientele.
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
All their clients are now off-line.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
They’ve got to get those “reviews” before they are gone.
… ‘cause once they’re gone …
cdward almost 3 years ago
Business is dead.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Even ghosts hate the damn things.
Prey almost 3 years ago
Take a tip from Amazon, Alibaba etc. write the reviews yourself.
Kaputnik almost 3 years ago
What would be the point? Everybody is a customer of yours sooner or later. It’s not as if you’re going to lure in people who were thinking of trying immortality instead.
garcoa almost 3 years ago
100% effective.
lv2sew almost 3 years ago
Clients? How did they get clients in the first place??
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Maybe you can have someone ghost-write them?
The Brooklyn Accent almost 3 years ago
That’s not true. There was one lengthy review by a Signore Alighieri.
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
Four stars. My reaper was really grim.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Now let’s figure out why we don’t get any repeat customers.
Daeder almost 3 years ago
“For some reason our website always seems totally dead!”
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
these guys are really a couple of dim reapers…