Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 19, 2021

What do they sell?

Sure. Like I need some anyway.

They’re actually looking for The Irony Store.

If they can’t tell if it’s open or closed is the owner Erwin Schrödinger?

I’d like to order a sign that reads, “Yeah, right…”

They don’t want you as a customer anyway.

You can’t take a hint?

Meet the owner: I. Ronic Snarkie

With all the open/close orders from the government the most confusing signs are ones that say “Sorry We’re Open”.

She sort of looks like “Amy” from “The Big Bang Theory”.