Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 20, 2022

They named a candy bar after that beast: Baby “Ryth”.

And now he’s here and has the RYTHm and blues…

Nice to see there’s somebody with some sense. How else would we see Tarzan reach the end of this story? Hm?

Let’s ask Ivan and Evan. Where’s Uvan?

“yes, an enemy totally would have done that. It’s a frequent Communist trick.”

Yeah. No problem with hearing the kid out and then killing Tarzan. It shows you have compassion towards strangers.

Hmmm, logic hurts our brains, we kill.

Why do I suspect that Tarzan will be asked to battle the stalwart warrior to prove his bona fides as a ryth fighter? After beating him, they will then become steadfast friends.

Why do Tarzan even need company of these bloodthirsty clowns?

In response, Avan, make sure that you’re not just talking to that boy’s hands!

Just spear ‘em both Avan and be done with it. This Ovan kid belongs in Ukraine, maybe he can end the war. Oh, and who’s next….the AVON Lady trying to get these savages to clean themselves up?

That stalwart warrior looks as if working his forebrain that hard is really, really painful.

He would if ryth-fighting were a hobby of his.

Avan: You make sense, Ovan. Tarzan is friend. Kill him!

Avan: “Perhaps if he had an ulterior motive…But what am I going on about? Avan kill!”

Rah rah, Tarzan! Blah blah blah….