Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 10, 2021

“Monkeywench”.

Brokenhearted, Korak walks away, thinking “Maybe I should look for Meriem”.

Told ya never trust Goldilocks didn’t I?

That’s okay, Korak. She only interested in masculine muscles and not in your family heirloom of thundering thews. You will finds better queens in the jungle. Just follow your daddy’s footsteps.

That’s Korak put off his breakfast…

Korak, in a jealous rage, secretly steals her one bikini and buries it, thereby ending the filming as nobody wants to see her run the Zodie in what she is wearing now.

The ape tribe would have a death match to see who gets the female.

Haven’t had a look at his balance sheet, have you, Korak?

This blonde slut is only interested in one muscle…..the one-eyed spitting cobra kind!

Korak! Dude! Sideburns! You gotta grow sideburns!!! (Not that it will any effect whatsoever on Ingrid-Anne’s mercenary little heart, but, c’mon, it’s the ’70s!)

Broom her, Korak.

Not with HIM. I was thinking more like with Trout.

So Korak is a peeping Tom! Oh well it does make things more interesting. I think we have two roosters and one hen here.

Good grief, Korak! Are you really that naive?! Didn’t you and Daddy Tarzan ever have The Talk?

The sideburns! Maybe she’s an Elvis fan.