It’s the really dark bar-b-que sauce you’re most worried about. That stuff always seeks out the crotch. Rib juice near the fly. It’ll make a man feel watched. Objectified. Vulnerable.
I just came up with a TERRIBLE joke, and I’ll share it but know that it made me hate myself a little bit. Swap one of those things out for a gender reveal bomb, and when the smoke comes out all gray instead of blue or pink tell the parents that means it’s a still birth.
Ratkin almost 3 years ago
The less you ask about his “commando” shorts, the better.
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
So that’s what they mean when they debrief the troops.
Zeno2099 almost 3 years ago
Heh. The latest storyline is hilarious.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I believe there are a lot of guys like this in real life.
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Monty, take 12 of those. You know you wil need it!
FassEddie almost 3 years ago
It’s the really dark bar-b-que sauce you’re most worried about. That stuff always seeks out the crotch. Rib juice near the fly. It’ll make a man feel watched. Objectified. Vulnerable.
Ichabod Ferguson almost 3 years ago
Seems like Monty can use them year round.
the lost wizard almost 3 years ago
Incoming!
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Kudos Mr. Meddick! Love the dialogue from the vet!
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
So that’s stains and not camouflage?
yangeldf almost 3 years ago
I just came up with a TERRIBLE joke, and I’ll share it but know that it made me hate myself a little bit. Swap one of those things out for a gender reveal bomb, and when the smoke comes out all gray instead of blue or pink tell the parents that means it’s a still birth.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Nothing less impressive than a phony “soldier” like this guy. Of course, gullible Monty will buy anything, from anyone….