One place I lived had a good solution. People brought their fireworks to the high school football field and set them off. The town’s show started when it got dark.
Not me brother. I want the full McGilla. The “We Won the War”, full boom, “The Roof is On Fire” set with a side order of 911 and a fire retardant suit.
What if, instead of celebrating Independence day with explosive PTSD-triggering, animal-torturing incendiary devices, we instead did public readings of the Declaration of Independence and the US Constitution (including ALL the amendments?)
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Maybe go to a fireworks show Adam, if not for you, for Gumbo
danketaz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And don’t you just wish you lived in the middle?
KA7DRE Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If Adam wants some good fireworks, the Indian out behind the stand can make him some good deals, but they won’t be legal.
Enter.Name.Here almost 3 years ago
“Ahhhh…… The kid told me to think bigger……..Let’s pass on the “Neighbor Rattler”, and give me two of those “Police On Their Way” sets instead."
pcolli almost 3 years ago
Gelignite…..?
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Does he realize that he’s the Petty Neighbor?
ajr58(1) almost 3 years ago
Fulminate of mercury: https://youtu.be/ALSUu2CSBOg
Willywise52 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I like 3 Doors Down too.
david_42 almost 3 years ago
One place I lived had a good solution. People brought their fireworks to the high school football field and set them off. The town’s show started when it got dark.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Not me brother. I want the full McGilla. The “We Won the War”, full boom, “The Roof is On Fire” set with a side order of 911 and a fire retardant suit.
pabrunner almost 3 years ago
I’m sure that a series of ‘traumatize every dog in a three mile radius’ will do.
roof-top-view almost 3 years ago
His name is lefty but he used to be right handed. BOOM
Doctor Toon almost 3 years ago
In our neighborhood the competition seems to be between cul de sacs
My wife is mean, she won’t let me go out for a little walk with a baseball bat when the mortars start going off
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
I want the “As Seen from the Space Station”.
knottytippet almost 3 years ago
What if, instead of celebrating Independence day with explosive PTSD-triggering, animal-torturing incendiary devices, we instead did public readings of the Declaration of Independence and the US Constitution (including ALL the amendments?)
karmakat01 almost 3 years ago
and one direct access to the firemen as it will follow…
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Ask yourself, are you the petty neighbor.
vonskippy almost 3 years ago
Literally BURNING MONEY for nothing – can the human race get any dumber (stay tuned).