Recent Comments

1. 1 day ago on Close to Home

   I have never heard the word “pate” used in real life.

2. 3 days ago on On A Claire Day

   Sure you can – just smother them in Vodka.

3. 4 days ago on Lola

   Perhaps, somewhere far back in history, for just a few minutes, that joke was funny. Now, not so much.

4. 5 days ago on On A Claire Day

   I gotta tell ya – your post added NOTHING (as in zip, zilch, nadda, zero) to my comic reading experience. Perhaps go bother Dear Abby.

5. 5 days ago on Overboard

   So I’m guessing you don’t want to edit my book?

6. 6 days ago on Cul de Sac

   Is he dead or just hiding from the Russian Mafia?

7. 6 days ago on Lio

   The local Coyotes or Wolves are thankful. Nice fat non-flying domestic turkeys – yummy.

8. 6 days ago on On A Claire Day

   Next time go pizza, if you’re not picky you don’t even need paper plates.

9. 6 days ago on Overboard

   Same as the “sugar rush” nonsense. Parents, if you think your kids are running around because of sugar – you’re stupid and should sue whatever public school didn’t teach you basic science. Sugar is CAREFULLY regulated in the human body so there is no such thing as a “sugar rush”. If you have high blood sugar you are diabetic, and that’s not “cute” it’s life threatening.

10. 10 days ago on Lio

    Put orange face paint on the doll and a bad comb over wig and I’m sure you’ll find it much much much easier to engage in voodoo magic.