All the drugs you took in your teen years warped your genes and you have a future daughter so delusional that she thinks she sees/talks with unicorns and the delusional unicorns are even more delusional then the daughter. Prepare for a huge lifetime of medical bills, at least until she turns 18 and then can be dumped on the states to fund.
Huh? The distance from the last rung to the top is more then the kids height.