Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 21, 2021

No, a beagle. I need a dog-petting fix.

Oy gvalt…

I’m so glad they’re not beaglarians.

I think they are from the dog star.

I am glad that Snoopy wasn’t there to hear that alien.

Someone needs to have their universal translator fixed…and thank you Irwin for preventing an intergalactic incident!

it tastes better if you dip the beagle in the coffee first…

Are vegetarians allowed to put cream cheese on their bagels?

well…who is the most embarrassed by that?

Cannibals eat their own kind.

“And tell me where I can take a Shih-tzu.”

“I don’t know how to respond to that…”

(^  ⌣ʖ^)

Sorry. Our language is exactly like English except we’ve swapped the definitions of “vegetarian” and “carnivore”.

I like the bow on top of the ship or is it a knob

English is not an easy language to learn! These noobie aliens should be congratulated on how well they are doing!

“A bugle? Do you eat the instrument, or do you somehow gain nutrients from sound?”