Eek! by Scott Nickel for July 02, 2021

And, of course, the brains favorite is, ‘I Think I Love You’.

Or ’You’re Were Always On My Mind’

“Message in a Bottle”.

Anne Murray – You’re A Part Of Me

Signed, Sealed, De-Liver-ed

Can’t Ex-spleen

I guess they didn’t liv-er long enough to hear the music.

teen spirit should be an armpit

“If I only had a [insert random body part]!”

Feet: Tiptoe through the two lips.

I left my heart in San Francisco. Luckily the hotel found it and mailed it back to me.

Teen spirit..a pierced tongue.

At the risk of being flagged, how about Detachable Penis? Go ahead, do an internet search for it. It’s safe.

“Let It Bleed” https://tinyurl.com/yzq7amva

It appears Shakespeare’s “Marc Antony” would have been out of luck…. no ears to lend him!