Clay Bennett for May 16, 2021

Most of republicans don’t have a spine, but do have a lot of gall.

What does Kevin McCarthy have in common with snails and slugs? They all leave a slime trail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If people want to elect invertebrates, they should at least elect some intelligent ones.

Next time you feel like voting for a GQP candidate, just write in an octopus instead.

Crustaceans have a tough outer shell, they should be excluded from the comparison.

Yes, I do know, hermit crabs are the exception.

What other famous McCarthy could we compare Kevin to? Let’s see … No, not Joe … I would say — Charlie McCarthy, in a basic sense. Both are ventriloquist dummies — one spoke for Edgar Bergen, the other speaks for Donald Trump. Of the two, I say Charlie was the more life-like and likable, with more self-respect and dignity.

Not so, Kevin. Although Kevin McCarthy does not always appear directly on the lap of his master, one can practically hear Trump’s voice through him, and visualize Trump’s hand up his backside. And the rest of the Trump dummies are like so many Mortimer Snerds.

For those who don’t remember the Bergen/ McCarthy act:

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Charlie-McCarthy

Google: Kevin McCarthy republican spineless

Google: Kevin McCarthy republican hypocrite

At least two of those six are delicious when prepared properly. I have no culinary experience with the other four.

BULLSEYE, Clay!

The whole GOP party is boneless! They slither, and scheme, eat their own, then crawl under their rocks

Hay Clay, you forgot crabs (scavengers), and bobbet worms! LOL!!

Finally! Right there in the 1st panel, the new & improved GQP mascot. Pack that ol’ musty elephant in its trunk and lock it away in the attic. Elephants are sometimes known to be very helpful and caring, and we mustn’t have any of that. No siree Bob! Give us that good ol’ jellyfish. Ain’t gotta spine, ain’t gotta brain, ain’t gotta heart! Slimy as schiznit and it’ll sting the lovin’ daylights outta ya if yer a friend or a foe, and purdy much equally too. Yeehawr!

The first five have a purpose in life. The last one not much.

The last one also emits a terrific stench.

He’s a pathetic, un-American, POS. Unfortunately that describes most trumplicans.

Thank you, Kevin McCarthy!

lacking a brain as well.

^ AWWW… poor widdle SillyBilly is whining again…. he HATES it when people TELL THE TRUTH about the LOSERS in the QPUBLICAN PARTY!!!

Cognitive Test: Can you circle the one of the spineless creatures who is the most dangerous to others of it’s own kind ?

But he loves Jesus! Woohoo! Good enough for the Republikkklans.

Ain’t evolution grand.. t’was a long time coming but then.. trump, descended (via escalator).. and offered the glue (official BS®) that created a whole new genre of spineless republicans.

Having no spine is bad enough, but their brains are AWOL too (If they ever had one.) JOIN THE Repulsican ZOMBIE NAZI MOVEMENT! Frequent outhouse visits are provided.

And any Republican that does display a backbone (e.g., Mitt Romney, Liz Cheney, and the late John McCain) is ridiculed, excoriated, shunned, and all but expelled from the Party.

The last picture is the worst!

What I don’t understand about your system is at best 45 has one more shot at the Oval room after that it’s the rubber chicken circuit. Much as he would like he isn’t Putin or Xi and will be eclipsed by whoever replaces him. The UK and others can replace their PM during a term if they lose the confidence of the party, and the party with control of the house chooses the First Minister.

Does 45 (originally an outsider) think he is capable of influencing the GOP past 2028, assuming he wins?

And how does DC justify having two senators if they get statehood? Representation yes but statehood, can’t say I’ve seen as stupid a proposal except maybe in Oz

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-10/meet-the-micro-nations-of-australia/8252020

Sad when elected politicians are more interested in serving a cult leader than serving the citizens…

It might be worth noting that #1, while worthless, is beautiful to watch;

What Republicans lack in spine they make up for with gall.

Right wing mindless robots marching to the beat of big lie loser Trump the crooked anti democracy fascist.

I was unaware of Mr. McCarthy until that meeting to discuss Dreamers with the Dotard-in-Chief. When Sen. Feinstein asked if it were possible to separate DACA from immigration, the Dotard immediately agreed. Then Mr. McCarthy jumped in: “No, Mr. President. THIS is what you really mean….” and, well, you know how quickly that problem was put into the past.

Why people choose to vote for people who take pride in publicly peeing into the town well will seemingly always be a mystery. Maybe Montana Bill can explain….

And now that Jerry Falwell, Jr. has more time on his hands, maybe he can explain how the Republicans now believe in (maximum) 9 commandments, as “Thou shalt not bear false witness” has evidently been scrubbed. The NEW New Testament?

No heart, no soul, and no spine!

OH man! This is perfect..spineless fool!

Nice.

The new big lie McCartyhism.

One of these things is not like the others

One of these things just doesn’t belong

Can you tell which thing is not like the others

By the time I finish my song?

Another thing they all have in common is a tiny brain.

Historians will not be kind to these cowards.

Oh Mr Bennett…well done!

Nice! {chortle}