Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 28, 2021

Hey Tim, has Disney’s lawyers call yet???

;-)

Hey, nothing wrong with Gilmore Girls!

To some, that would be the instrument of torture.

The thumbscrews are next to the Thumbelina doll.

Are you looking for the bagpipes or Jack Benny’s violin?

POW camp… German Commanding Officer advises the prisoners “Today ve vill be playing a new game, ve vill be playing CLOCKS, you vill sway from left to right and recite TICK TOCK…”

One little old prisoner, at the end of the row, would just lean to to the left and recite “TICK, TICK”…

The German Commander slapped him several times across his face… “Ve have vays of making you TOCK”…

You watches that? Tee hee!

Frankly, “Gilmore Girls” is the more fear-inspiring of the two.

Seriously, though, why are they not on the same side, again?

He’d make a killing selling that box set

Playing the Gilmore Girls for Brewster would be torture enough.

Of course, there is the Vogon poetry.

Could have been worse….could have been a Partridge Family box set…

Actually – those might work. Use the Gilmore Girl’s DVDs to torture him. See if he can understand the fast talking main actresses without CC or rewind!

I think I see how this is gonna play out. He’s gonna be so embarrassed that he’ll let him go if he promises he won’t tell anyone he captured him.

Why is his Gilmore Girls boxed set in the attic? Is that where he keeps the DVD player and TV??

Gilmore Girls trivia: The first view we get of the Dragonlfly Inn, before renovations, is actually the old house from “The Waltons”.

Could be worse… Imagine if they were next to the “Teletubbies” DVD collection.