Close to Home by John McPherson for May 18, 2021

We get Wary Gilson.

The victim was Professor Backwards, his expulsion was pleh! Hope that was on esoprup!

Gary deserves a raise.

Where is bleeb?

“Clonk!”…It’s like he was choking on a rock!

Lol! Good aim, good aim…

And that, boys and girls, is what is meant by the term “serendipity”.

Then Gary goes to jail for assault and battery on the “alleged” choking victim and is subsequently sued by the family of the “alleged” armed robber whose untimely trip to jail left them without any means of support.

This looks like something Jason statham would do

And is promptly sued by those two.

Better than the “Hieny Lick Remover”! ;o)

Do NOT order the meatballs there!

earning himself two letters of recommendations, a police commendation for bravery, a promotion, a raise and a very large tip…….

Uʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇʟʏ – The Heimlich maneuver was replaced with another maneuver, developed by one of the employees which discovered that hard bagel chunks make great ammo.

The newly developed “Heimstien Maneuver”, allows the employees opportunities for a friendly competition series and the occasional trick-shot contest.

Thank you Howie Heimstien!

Then he got a promotion, from bus boy, to head bus boy.

Nah, he’s just suckin’ up to get employee of the month.

Impressive!

Looks like another vacation week. This one’s from 2018, way before Bleeb. I miss the little guy.

A double hitter!

This comic also appeared 10 years ago on May 18, 2011