Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 10, 2021

The old Continental Bakery would love this.

Kind of stale on the outside, but the middle is still sweet and creamy.

Spongy on the outside, gooey on the inside, briefly sweet, leaves me nauseous and filled with regret!

Sam has a way with words.

Your teeth….are like stars…..they come out at night….clink……

Whatta Sailor! Gotta love Sam and Twinkies!

“Yea, those twins you got, those dubble d’s. “Oh, Twinkies, sorry the hearing aid was last week.”

Well preserved.

No need for embalming fluids later on.

now I want one -- wonder if that one behind the fridge is reachable yet????

It’s cheap and you really don’t want to talk about it a lot.

After the apocalypse the only things remaining will be cockroaches, Twinkies and Keith Richards

ka-creme filled

“He said, with a Twinkie in his eye…” Oh, wait, that’s a “twinkle”; I always forget the difference.

AWWWW

Not with RJ.

Twinkies have a 3 month shelf life!